so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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