Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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