I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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