so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Do vagina's smell?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Randomize
