I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
3pm strippers are depressing
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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