i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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