at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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