What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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