Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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