Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
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i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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