I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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