the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Dignity is for republicans.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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