After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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