I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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