susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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