I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
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