Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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