Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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