SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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