Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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