pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
im holly from the hills drunk
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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