Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Randomize