these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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