You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm really into asian looking animals
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
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the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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