I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
