vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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