btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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