Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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