god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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