is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Is Oprah even human
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
