Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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