I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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