I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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