I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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