69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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