Quick, to the slutcave!
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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