ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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