Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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