honey bunches of taint.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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