I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
pray to the hookup gods
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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