She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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