College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'm passing your future prison.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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