Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
We need to get me chipped asap
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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