Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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