my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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