I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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