i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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