i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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