I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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