Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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