Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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