oh god the rape fog is back!
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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