I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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