Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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